I auditioned for Spelling Bee yesterday
and I got Rona apparently!?! Was not expecting that! Woohoo!!! :)
I accidentally just took a four hour nap, but I had a dream that I saved Christian Bale and Kanye West from a mudslide. So it’s fine.
finnthehumanboyjakethedog: sodamnrelatable: when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say a novel by me
Do not ignore it. Fuck it. Cry your heart out. Then fuck it some more.– Charles Bukowski, from Selected Letters Vol. 4 (via deaths-and-entrances)
abomasnow: do she got the booty? she don’t
sext-post: Tumblr giveaway my hand in marriage
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
kordova: suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
I love when boys give me their sweatshirt.
It smells delicious, and it’s so cozy and warm. Don’t get it twisted though.
thewalkingassbutt: instagrim: are vegans allowed to drive since gasoline is made from fossil fuels meaning dinosaurs had to DIE for you to drive that car you fucking pig oh my god
I just made like 6 pieces of garlic bread at 1:10...
….. My life is spiraling out of control.
ay-drian: getting over someone you never even dated
shsl-chef: a-felicia-named-goat: shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is this even supposed to mean thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
adventuresonpaper: I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford