May 2013
Party tonighhttt
6 tags
I auditioned for Spelling Bee yesterday
and I got Rona apparently!?! Was not expecting that! Woohoo!!! :)
6 tags
I accidentally just took a four hour nap, but I had a dream that I saved Christian Bale and Kanye West from a mudslide. So it’s fine.
finnthehumanboyjakethedog:
sodamnrelatable:
when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say
a novel by me
“Do not ignore it. Fuck it. Cry your heart out. Then fuck it some more.”
– Charles Bukowski, from Selected Letters Vol. 4 (via deaths-and-entrances)
abomasnow:
do she got the booty?
she don’t
sext-post:
Tumblr giveaway
my hand in marriage
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
kordova:
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
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I love when boys give me their sweatshirt.
It smells delicious, and it’s so cozy and warm.
Don’t get it twisted though.
thewalkingassbutt:
instagrim:
are vegans allowed to drive since gasoline is made from fossil fuels meaning dinosaurs had to DIE for you to drive that car you fucking pig
oh my god
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I just made like 6 pieces of garlic bread at 1:10...
…..
My life is spiraling out of control.
ay-drian:
getting over someone you never even dated
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
